Buying shrooms online is easy. Look for your bank’s e-Transfer options. You may see it on their website or mobile app under Interac or a heading like “send money.” Once you’ve decided which shroom products you’d like to purchase, simply select the e-Transfer option, choose which of your accounts you’d like to draw money from, and enter our contact information as the recipient.

We’ll check the amount and order info, then accept the transfer and work toward getting you the merchandise. It’s easy as pie! (Speaking of pie, if you’d like a sweet treat, have we mentioned we sell chocolate shroom products?)

The trick to a good trip is to know your dose. What are you in the mood for?

• 0.2 to 0.5 grams – This is the perfect amount for a microdose. Psychonauts who take a half gram or less every few days don’t feel the trippier effects of psilocybin (the molecule responsible for your trip), but this small, regular amount can make you feel more creative and care-free.

• 0.8 to 1.5 grams – These are the bunny slopes—ideal for a budding psychonaut or an experienced connoisseur who wants a mellow trip. At the low end, you’re likely to experience a high similar to marijuana, while at the upper portion of this range you’ll begin to notice auditory and visual hallucinations.

• 1.5 to 3 grams – Get ready for a real trip now. At this level, you’re likely to experience waves of euphoria and vivid hallucinations. If you want a classic psychedelic experience, this is a good amount to let you experience fractals and other sensory enhancements without going overboard. Keep in mind that you may not register time normally at this phase.

3+ grams – This amount is best left to experienced users. Expect to lose touch with reality, which can sometimes be scary but often leads to profound insight.

Because we’re your totally cool new best buddies who want to send you on a trip, of course! Seriously, we love sharing our passion for magic mushrooms and have done everything we can to make sure you love our product as much as we do. That includes the best value for your money.

Looking for a classic standby?

We’ve got superb Golden Teacher shrooms. Golden Teacher psilocybin is also used in a variety of edible shroom gummies and chocolate. They’re sweet to eat and precisely measured out, making them perfect for beginners or for veteran psychonauts who want a reliable dose.

If you’d prefer to try something new, keep an eye on our stock for exciting hybrids and other varieties and special products. We aim to please and hope to become your favorite magic mushroom shop in Kelowna.